[music x mika - grace kelly]
my house has devil children in it. take me as a piss ant 14 year old, times it by 5 piss ant little girls and then multiply all the crap that i did by 12. they are satan spawn and should be expelled. they honestly make me wish that capital punishment was still okay here.
everything from lifting the goldfish out of the bowl, to throwing billiards balls at the walls (which leave large, perfectly round dents in the plaster, btw,) screaming, swearing and just generally annoying the crap out of everyone else in a 100m vacinity.
this is me aplogizing to j and mum & dad for being such a terror, because if i was even a 16th of how bad these kids are, i must have been unbearable.
but on gleeful note, we had a fire alarm go off at 7.30 this morning (that part's not so glee inducing), and as i walked inside after freezing my ass off on the tennis courts for 20 minutes, i noticed the fish. two goldfish live in our front common room and swim around merrily enjoying their 3 second memories. it then occured to me that they are fire-proof-pets. they live in water. you always worry about getting the kids out, but never the fish because they're fire-proof. kind of a brilliant idea for a pet, i think.
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