//frankie says relax.

[music x dirty pop]

i've discovered the quickest and most effective way to disolve a friendship.
independently try and book a complex, multi-country, overseas vacation at 9:30 in the morning. Guarenteed to end in stoney silence with only the quiet crackle of Dr. Pepper to be heard. Italy and Greece are killers. Eff you ferry company that doesn't allow you to book tickets if you're not booking a quadrillion pound hotel. EFF YOU. But glory, glory, once in a while you find a random site that gives you everything you want, need and desire, all in the form of one reasonably priced flight. it's at that moment of discovery that all the ill will and death threats become things of the past. no one cares about the time you tried to smoke the other in the head with the computer mouse - it's water under the bridge because you found the answer. halleluja. and then you finish booking, print off all the conformations and head home. a month later you go, get lost, fight, utter familiar death threats, and still have the time of your life.

a month later it comes time to book the south of france in may.
lather, rinse, repeate, murder.